hope samblanet

Jesus / coffee / babies / trying too hard to be funny

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

SENATOR: Mr. Zuckerberg I have a very important question
MARK ZUCKERBERG: go ahead Senator
SENATOR: why did my ex-wife Sharon block me on Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG: what
SENATOR: also what happened to FarmVille, I liked that game

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@alyssadanielle a lottttttttttt

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

-Instagram’s explore page-
IG: hey here’s some videos of tubas
Me: *clicks on videos of tubas*
IG: Great! We’ll show you lots of videos of tubas from now on since you like them so much.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Enjoy this, the zen of knowing everyone is too self-conscious about their own paunchy figure to ever think critically of yours. This is freedom, my friends. Bask in its fleeting winter light.

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

"when you trust your television,
what you get is what you got.
'cause when they own the information,
they can bend it all they want."

real freakin talk from MY president @JohnMayer

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

betsy devos’s phone before that 60 minutes interview

[Oh Wonder @OhWonderMusic]

Life is weird and challenging and rewarding and shit and excellent and confusing and simple and slow and fleeting and toxic and nourishing and short and infinite and worrying and affirming and certain and surprising and ok and mind-blowing. All at once. Sometimes. Always.

[Eugene Cho @EugeneCho]

Adults: Why are the youth today so lazy? Why don't they do something productive?

Youth: We're marching, protesting, organizing, speaking out. #NeverAgain

Adults: No, that's not what we meant. Nothing that holds us accountable. Do something else.

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

Texting with @johnyannie is WILD y'all 😂 #poptalk247 #lamejokes

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@Luke_S_notlucas This is exciting to hear. I cant waittttt

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@micahwimmer We all need that person. Matt recently had to talk me down from thinking I was going to get fired from my job & consequently die of shame.

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@rach_pellie RIGHT!? That Christmas single was DOPE. You get me 💕 and I miss you

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware?

Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware?

M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa

[Yannie @johnyannie]

When the whole squad gets a summer job at Olive Garden

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@johnyannie ITS EVEN BETTER

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@tmhfreya @johnyannie

[hope samblanet @HopeChristine]

@Ksmo562 I'm sorry I can't stop RTing these https://t.co/UIPDa6H8cj

[Leia J @LeiaJ__]

#tweetlikethe2000s Disney channel SO HOT SUMMER 🌞😎