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[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@robodessert Tay and I make pigs in a blanket but with ched bay biscuits as the bread and it is phenomenal.

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@RobertHighwind @instagram @InstagramComms The same happened to me over the summer. I tried literally everything but never got anywhere. I lost 13 years of photos. I still cry about it. Tell her I’m so sorry 😢

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@VegasGirlOnFire I love you 🖤

[Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo]

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@VegasGirlOnFire “I’m going to bed.”
*turns off lights

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@VirtualTrix Trix 😫 I’m never on Twitter so I’m just now seeing this! How are you feeling today? Sending all of the best vibes your way! I love you!

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@addiemay11 The closest person to myself I’ve ever seen 🤩

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

I hate it here, thx.

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@VegasGirlOnFire I’m absolute ass at the game but I want in 😈

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@addiemay11 My daughter is the youngest daughter of a youngest daughter of a youngest daughter of a youngest daughter. Honestly, same.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Moms love to go “did you hear?” and then proceed to tell you the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life

[poletic kate @poetickate]

oh my god i just remembered that switching from saying “bum” to “butt” as an adult was a very big adjustment for me because we weren’t allowed to say “butt” in our house and now i say “asshole” whenever i want without blinking an eye

the ✨character development✨

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@matthewLksl @shsrdfootball @RyderBurton5 @itsPurger look how crazy!

[Failed LDS Woman @FailedLDSWoman]

My husband and I are a good match because he’s a gamer and I’m a youngest child used to watching other people game.

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@VegasGirlOnFire I am VegasGuyOnFire

[Cherie Call @cheriecall]

Cool so now if you have a miscarriage in Texas, while grieving, you’ll have to prove somehow in court that it was an accident if someone like, I don’t know, maybe a neighbor decides they’d like to turn you in and make you pay them $10,000. Hashtag pro life!

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Before all information was truly at our fingertips I’m proud to say that in middle I used to text questions to a service called ChaCha and they would text back the answer a couple minutes later…what a fucking service and time to be alive that was…massive salute to ChaCha

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

The best description of Utah I’ve ever seen.

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

@_taalia mormons, incest, teen brides, dance competitions, chain restaurants, saying “oh fudge” instead of “fuck”, and being “wholesome”

[hope allan @Hopechamberlin]

@itsPurger 😘

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

Fauci received this in January of 2020 but did not forward it. I am at a loss for words