Dan Heidt

Guitar plucker with a CD free on Bandcamp, 🎧 Host of the Flies in the Kitchen Podcast. Follow me there @FITKPod 🚀 Also on FB -

[Dan Heidt @HopefullyDan]

My album is available for free on @bandcamp, just to try and add a little more music and a little less anxiety into the air we breathe. It comes with a high res poster and digital liner notes. Just put a 0 (or whatever you want) in the in the amount field https://t.co/Po0OlBvui6

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@JDVance My God the level of oblivion you exist in. Unbelievable.

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@JDVance Shut the fuck up you fucking ghoul. You are an absolute disgrace.

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@Shawn_Farash Ha, typical MAGA, afraid of a billionaire woman, nothing legitimate to criticize, so go straight for the physical appearance. At the end of the day, still just a scared, insecure little boy, just like his dear leader.

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@altiamkabir The streetlight tried to warn him.

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@GuyOcala @0xDigital_Jesus They put them in the Everglades with minimal shelter knowing that even a tropical storm could kill them all, much less a hurricane. They could build tent structures just like these in North Dakota or Montana and the likelihood of death by weather decreases significantly.

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I got this today. After 20 years, I finally paid it off, but all I wanted to do was send this pic to my dad who would have been so excited, and tell me how proud he was of me, but he died six weeks ago, so I can’t do that, and the brightness of this moment is a little lost on me.

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@gothamhiphop I served a big platter of raw oysters to Dan Haggarty once when I worked at a Palm Beach restaurant years ago. I briefly thanked him for being my childhood hero, and his face lit up and he was so kind and grateful.

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If you know, you know.
#fruitonthebottomhopeontop @yoplait

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@MikeSmalltalk @izza_trini @tify330 @ChrisDJackson It’s easy for Trump to lie about unverifiable information, because they can’t prove it happened, but they also can’t prove it didn’t happen. He’s great at that kind of thing (“A lot of people are saying”). It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. He says it to ignite rage.

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@MikeSmalltalk @izza_trini @tify330 @ChrisDJackson And over 400k civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan were killed since 9/11, for which many Americans cheered. (Remember “bomb them back to the Stone Age!)? The difference is that the Americans are stupid enough to film their celebrations and upload them to YouTube and Facebook.

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@CarolineLosneck I am not a botanist. 😂

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@PicturesFoIder The band director robbed banks on his lunch hour.

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@EdKrassen Good lord he’s so unhinged.

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@OTerrifying Checking the wings for demons.

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Just posting something to mark history that I did indeed once “tweet” a picture of my cat perched upon my shoulder.

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@IVXIVVI @SlasherSimp44 @RonFilipkowski But by all means, find something else to say to try and bait me into some sad interaction with you to feed whatever developmentally arrested ego you have left. I actually have a life to attend to, so I can’t help you there. All the best.

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@IVXIVVI @SlasherSimp44 @RonFilipkowski Finally, the gun meme? I guess you like to pull that out and slap it into any post you have nothing of value to contribute, thinking it perhaps makes you look informed in some way? Good grief man, find a hobby.

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@IVXIVVI @SlasherSimp44 @RonFilipkowski Your energy and passion could be channeled into something constructive and meaningful instead of zealously insisting on whether someone is male or female. I mean…��🏻‍♂️