Ceryni DiMercurio

Hopelessly romantic; helplessly criminal. I blow bubbles and pretend I know how to write. Prepare to be amazed or horribly let down.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

If you are scared of something, yelling at it will only make you more scared.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

That face when Creighton doesn't post your funny graduation tweet on the jumbo-tron.
#creightongrad

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

That face when you have loans to pay.
#CreightonGrad

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

I have a fun idea… Let's all retweet this tweet! If we can get to 100K retweets worldwide, we'll give everyone 20 Leaf Tickets! #PocketCamp_RT

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

Why does everything from Japan have to be so damn adorable? It doesn't even make sense.♪ #kanahei https://t.co/cPV7rmjs6t

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

I have a very distinct dislike of people who talk loudly on their phones when riding public transportation.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

I'd really like to die about now.
Thanks world, but I want off.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

For the first time in my life, I am enjoying an egg salad sandwich.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

HEY WORLD.
I'M REALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
Just thought you should know. :v

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

Fight club neighbours are back.
They brought 25 loud friends with them.
Somebody, send for the fire brigade.
#allthesehotbeatswilllightusup

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

Once I leave this place, peppermint will never be appealing again.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

@livelyobrien Thai food can fix every problem except for overeating lol

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

The dream is becoming a nightmare, slowly. Relentlessly.
You can't wake up.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

Life hasn't been very satisfying as of late
This is a problem.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

I love it when drunk!boyfriend brings back really loud stoner strangers from the bar.
It's great.
Now, go home.
Please. I'm uncomfortable.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

An alarm clock has been going off upstairs for 15 minutes now.
I hope they wake up.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

There was a lot of yelling coming from downstairs. I heard a child crying from the vent in my bathroom. Now, there's nothing.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

Words of wisdom from a train car:
What's heaven?
1.) Murder
2.) Telling cops to suck nuts
#RealTalk #actuallyno #maybejustthatlastone

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

Like, 95% sure that I just heard a hit-and-run outside, but I have no idea where the cars were.
What a bizarre night.

[Ceryni DiMercurio @HopelessCrime]

They're spilling out into the stairwell, quite drunk, and possibly headed towards the parking lot.
I sincerely hope they don't drive.