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every day I get a little shorter

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This pope has definitely eaten a hot dog

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Those poor newborn babies on tv have to get covered in goo a whole second time in their short life

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Mulch is tree pulled pork

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He’s been doing the work

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just checked my thesis, there are 71 howevers. however, the paper is not done

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not to out myself or whatever, but my mom called me a nerd to my sister because i called crying about missing class because i have covid. i mean like... sorry i like to learn

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Another day, another ugly fit on a college campus that isn’t my own

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The feminine urge to take a scalding hour and a half bath every night

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i proposed starting a band to my friend. her proposal for the name was cold boot mommy.

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Once I watched my friend make oatmeal in which she added oat milk and granola…. This is all I think about

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my best friend and roommate just said to me "what if we were roommates in heaven?" girl what

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why is being a senior in college embarrassing

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Make sure to have an iPod shuffle on every flight in case both your phone and iPod nano are dying.

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When my mom watches judge Judy she often brags about how she was not a neglectful mother to us when we were children. And I’m like… yes thank you mother for providing for the people you forced into existence. Bare minimum but ok

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You go other places and then come back to boulder only to realize men don’t have to dress the way they do here

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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark: me describing any stomach ache I had this summer

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Saw a spider on the wall last night and let is be and I woke with a spider bite this is why we can’t have nice things

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Nothing makes me feel older than seeing mobs of teenagers fraternizing in a park on a summers evening

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Men’s gymnastics are impressive but the footy pajamas are distracting tbh

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I was gonna give my friend a maroon five poster for her birthday but she threatened to drop out if i did