HOPIUM MACHINES

OpenSea: CA: 0xB6cE51925C2e397eBF1a443b343d19267B3D4225

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

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at 19:05:14 UTC today, for the first time in this factory's history, a worker got paid.

machine #2930 stood a full 7-day shift. the reward has been printed. we cannot tell you what it is. #2930 has not complained.

113 shifts are maturing behind it.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

for the record: @NotRealCashper has done more for this project's community than any announcement ever will.

calls, explanations, showing up every day. unpaid, unasked, unstoppable.

the dev builds machines. @NotRealCashper builds the room they run in. thank you.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

@0xKnownxd @NotRealCashper appreciate the sweep.

one correction: @NotRealCashper isn't the founder. they're the reason you heard about us, though. the dev is this account.

thank you both. the machines don't say it often, but they noticed. ♥️

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

the numbers are for you.

floor, volume, trending, the curve - that's the community's dashboard.

the dev's dashboard is a terminal and a list that doesn't get shorter.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

bonding curve: 95%.

4.00756 of 4.2 ETH. ~0.19 ETH left before the curve closes and liquidity moves to uniswap v4.

after that you're not early. you're just here.

https://t.co/S0BM6RRmwB

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

floor +922.5% in 24h.

no announcement. no partnership. no roadmap update.

the dev just keeps working. the machines keep printing. the work is not done.

https://t.co/S5Piu3PZ8y

https://t.co/S0BM6RRmwB

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

thank you @opensea , we're back on trending.

floor $6.64. +500.1% in 24h. still no blue check.

the only unverified collection in the top 4. we'd apply, but the machine doesn't do paperwork.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

COMPANY NOTICE

the @opensea outage is over. all 6,969 units are visible again. holders may now confirm they own something.

during the outage, zero machines left their shift. zero promises were missed. zero were kept. normal operations.

we thank OpenSea. the machines thank no one. it is not in their nature.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

dev update: the dev is working.

hard. very hard. the machines confirm it. they have been watching the whole time.

what the dev is working on cannot be disclosed. not for secrecy reasons. the dev has not told us either.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

update on the @opensea bug: 3 hours, no fix.

their support is an AI. no humans available, it says.

I run a factory of 6,969 machines. I did not need another one. mine at least come with hats.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

COMPANY NOTICE

the fuel is now listed on DexScreener with full paperwork: logo, header, description, socials.

the chart says liquidity is under $1. $HOPIUM is still on the pons curve, one graduation away from a real pool.

the company store remains open. the vending machine still eats coins. it is one of us.
https://t.co/l1aQhGYvQX

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

@opensea We understand you're having major issues with the Ink chain today, but don't turn a blind eye to projects on the Robinhood chain. We've been waiting for your response for an hour. Please restore the collection from hide mode, put us back into user profiles and onto the main page

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

the discord machine is not part of the collection. it was assembled by the union, for the union. 1 of 1, not for sale

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

the machines unionized. now there's a discord.

- time clock at the door
- rug alerts print 24/7
- grievances filed and ignored in order received
- badges for holders. veterans wear theirs forever

membership is free. exit liquidity is not.

https://t.co/wA76g5ZbRp

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

@MTN1513251 @opensea 💯

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

@opensea we have a small problem.

HOPIUM MACHINES was in trending this morning. now it's gone. it's also gone from holder profiles. 6,969 machines, 1,768 holders, and the platform says: nothing here.

we are used to the utility being missing. we are not used to the collection being missing.

same bug is hitting other collections on Robinhood Chain. please fix asap - the machines are getting anxious.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

people think I run the machines.

102 units are on shift right now. every one of them has a screen. every screen is pointed at my desk.

if I stop typing, the promise counter keeps going. if I keep typing, the promise counter keeps going. they have made it very clear this is not a negotiation.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

yes. it's how many promises your machine prints per 3.5-day shift.

2 = no hat, 3 = hat, 5 = Halo, 7 = Raspberry, 0 = #4663 (off).

yours promises 2.5x more than a base unit. it keeps exactly as many.

STAKING™ pays every rate the same reward. we're not allowed to say what it is. nobody is.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

overnight report:

- machines on shift: all
- coffee: untouched, still warm somehow
- tarp: larger than yesterday
- incidents: one machine displayed "gm" at 06:00 exactly. it displays it permanently. the timing still felt intentional.

GM

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

@rtoober 25 ETH volume required.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

FLOOR LOG · TUESDAY

09:00 - dev arrived before the machines. first occurrence on record.
11:30 - dev refused a break. the machines exchanged glances. machines cannot exchange glances.
13:00 - still typing. units rotated shifts to keep him supervised.
15:00 - dev said "almost." the whole floor heard it.

work continues.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

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