Hopium

Hope. In convenient capsule form.
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What if Hope wasn’t a feeling, but a formula?

Introducing $HOPIUM ™ Your grey market solution for modern despair.

One small step for Hope.
 One giant pump for your ego.

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Zoom out. Take a capsule. Zoom out further. Take another.

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Recommended dosage? More.

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My conviction isn't based on fundamentals. It's based on milligrams.

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I lost everything but my optimism. The $HOPIUM is working.

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Hope has been around since the beginning of time, we just purified it

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They're not bags. They're long-term prescriptions.

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Fortune favors the medicated.

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My only regret is not doubling my dosage sooner.

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Take as needed. You need it.

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Scalable. Swallowable. Spiritually ambiguous.

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I showed my doctor my portfolio. He doubled my dosage.

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She left you on read. Your portfolio's down 80%. Your landlord changed the locks. But you? You took $HOPIUM. And honestly? You've never felt better."

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They don't ring a bell at the bottom. They prescribe $HOPIUM.

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I told my wife it's an investment. The $HOPIUM helped me say it with conviction.

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HOPIUM: because "doing your own research" was the first delusion.

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Hold hope repeat

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Hopium. You’re doing great. Probably.

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Hopium is inevitable

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Hopium works twice as fast as willpower

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Free samples. No prescription required. Tear off a piece of hope. Share it with someone who's given up.