eve 🫧

dirty martini? dirty bastard

[eve 🫧 @HopkinsEve]

catfish & the bottlemen, motorpoint arena🐊

[girl ray garraty 🦁 @joshoconnr4real]

just looked up a word i didn't know in a book and it turned out to be an extremely offensive racial slur

[Benito @Baswa_]

Top 3 des moments les plus drôles de la saison 3 de Euphoria hein.

[ashley @iOVEEUPHORIAS]

fez phone call but can’t hear his voice… 💔

[fleur @bugfleur]

thought i had to do laundry today but it turns out i can push it out another day. women can do anything

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

[Hinokami Kagura @Khuze_Elikhulu]

Every time we have a long weekend like this one, at it's end I find myself wondering why exactly we cant live like this permanently

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

running a few trivial errands on saturday afternoon is my favorite way to unintentionally spend like $400

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[mark corrigan apologist @tigth_]

David mitchell i am down on my hands and knees and elbows begging for you to do taskmaster

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

Literally

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

How it feels to send an email with no exclamation marks

[arby @ArbeePoo]

how do eye exam doctors know you arent just lying for no reason

[tegan ౨ৎ @clinesbabie]

lucy after being left at the gas station #tellmelies

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How life feels when ur heart no longer sinks when their name is mentioned

[rachel brown bot @postingcontent]

i am single in ways you cannot even pronounce