Hopper Hopkins

Ass,gas or grass no one rides for free. PARTYNAKED

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

I heard your lip went away to Gautama for the weekend.

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

What time do love handles expire?? #life

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

You heard of third base ye ever heard of stealing home on a rainy day

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

If life gives you lemons, fuck it just kill yourself life's easier when ur dead. #YOLO

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

@Millsy1010 you are.

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Thinking bout killing myself what's the best way to do it?? #YOLO

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Just asked for extra sauce at 39 cent wing night they told me it would cost 50 cents. #themost

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Isn't it weird how when your a kid you get slivers but when you grow up you don't?? #themost

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Ate Pizza Hut yesterday pissed outta my ass 4 times today and it smelt just like Pizza Hut #themost

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I like sleeping...it's like being dead but without the commitment.

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

Minnesota Timberwolves are banning all hazing from the locker room. However smoking weed & fucking white bitches is still acceptable

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

8 Athletes Who Love Purple Drank http://t.co/2SjZfwL3C8

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

Ohio State is the only school celebrating a sexual assault #JameisWinston

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I turn down my radio to park my car.

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Best part about taking a shower after a hard days work? Seeing how much belly button lint you collected. #themost

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you put your ear next to your status about your pregnancy symptoms, you can hear nobody giving a shit.

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Is sorbet just a fancy word for sherbert. #icecreamproblems #themost

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

If your circumcised you actually have sex with a vagina if ur not u just get ur dick jerked off by a pussy. #themost

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Fuck cocaine my cock weighs like a kilo. #themost #rifraft

[Hopper Hopkins @HopperDQ]

Been driving for 45 min heard that royal song 3 times already #themost