Hoppuman

If you're having a bad day, I probably am too

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@lights @mxmtoon so RELATABLE

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@boschasgf @liveactionsuki thanks

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if your s/o asks "would you love me if I were a worm?", ask then if they'd love you if you were 13 👮‍♀️🚔🚨👀

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im coming as asap as possible

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I wonder what the arachniphobic community thinks of Spiderman

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@honeypewx @mxmtoon extra flavor 😎💯💯

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@mxmtoon $20 and you can have your cat back

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thinking of dabbling in "evil" ... thoughts?

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I learned today that the great wall of china is 13,000 miles long like wtf, I would have guessed 12 or something.

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sending a text while the other person is typing feels so bad like oops sorry for interrupting you 😶

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@mxmtoon this was an act of god, she was about to buy a cookie run expansion pack

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@martha28153448 yeah lol

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i never know what to do with my hands pls help

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confession: i used to wear other people's glasses to try and make my eyesight worse so i'd need glasses

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@6ullseye this is the one I used👌

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I downloaded procreate so I could try this challenge, i look like a rat

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@6ullseye you take a ghlibli still frame and re-draw/trace to be you and your s/o

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@wokebaestan that looks actually kinda good. it's hard to describe the quality of these so I'll just use this for reference

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i feel like icecream trucks have so much potential but nobody wants a fucking choco-taco

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@ninalikesmusic that implies making eye contact 🤢🤢🤮🤮 unacceptable 😤🤧

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better yet, I can't do any actual work unless my surroundings are ✨immaculately✨ clean