Horatio

Hamlet's personal bff

[Horatio @Horatio16479]

Now what? Lol

[Horatio @Horatio16479]

Maybe I should just kill Fortinbras and crown myself King. No one would make much fuss, considering they're all dead.

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Oh yeah don't forget Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead too..everyone's dying off like flies over here.

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Thanks @hamlet been through a lot with you, and you still crowned some other guy King. #youwontbemissed

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Somebody give these guys an Oscar!! #moveoverleo

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The Queens down🍷😵

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Got a problem? Just duel it out with your dead lover's brother. #obvi

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@hollamarcy you literally sang your way to your death.. #goals #rip

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I swear it's like babysitting adults🙄 #freeHammy #😒

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@hollamarcy stop singing..you're hurting my ears with all your problems

[Horatio @Horatio16479]

Why do I always miss out on all this juicy gossip???

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Who else hasn't seen this side of Hamlet???🙋

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Sad to see you go @hamlet, send me a postcard!

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When Hamlet's plan works perfectly😎

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The curtain rises😈

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Heard about Hamlet's little rant over Ophelia..taking it upon myself to leave now. #hellhathnofury

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Don't you hate it when those dang ghosts run away? #thestruggle

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Hamlet needs to chill with all these swears🙄

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So if a ghost jumped off a cliff, I'm just going to assume here, that you'd be airborne too? With or without a parachute? Hmmm??????

[Horatio @Horatio16479]

H: What time is it?

Me: 11:50

H: No. It's 12:00

Me: ..................