Adm Horatio Kitteh

Admiral of the Fleet. Taught Puss in Boots everything he knows.

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Where is my wood pigeon? I have t forgotten (you bastards)

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@Ooleg I left it for them to play with and now it appears to be gone. #ungratefulbastards

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Brought my hoomins a wood pigeon this morning. It was super big. And super alive. They weren't as happy as I thought they'd be.

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What is this?

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Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.

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There once was a black & white cat He turned out to be very fat He ate several dinners So couldnt get thinner & got stuck n his own cat flap

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Patented Realm Defence System. Lasers set to stun.

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How you doin?

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Too hot for my blood.

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I should teach a course on being majestic.

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Selfie.

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#TGIF bitches.

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I shun your late night TV selections.

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@cafrindorrell stand strong, we must defend the realm!

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@cafrindorrell any defending of the realm this week? I have been battling with Napoleon, a mean brown tabby trying to conquer Back Garden.

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@cafrindorrell please report for my admirals log.

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Getting all my white together.

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@cafrindorrell welcome to da fleet!

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Paws white, tux bright, ready for tonight

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Saturday #selfie