Lieutenant Columba

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@atotalposer The Tiny Things We Know To Be Small

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@Dispropoganda Ok but wouldn't fascist-authoritarian be more likely to argue this?

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@SireRottweiler Sorry, what college is Denver known for?

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Is Google Maps, like, *insanely* slow for anyone else right now

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@VautismSpeaks Yes, Artemy (RIP)

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@JoePostingg Has anyone ever called Ms. Rachel "small c conservative"? Where did you get that impression?

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@mymorning_moon Who would've thought Ringo ever had the ability to do something gracefully

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@CantEverDie Who is the trans actor?

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@octbreyes It hurt itself in its confusion

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@bernardtjoy @BoboBowe_697 Then how the FUCK do you know about this specific scene? Are you rage-baiting?

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@sweetsunnydee Ok but why

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@mc_swm Pretty sure both of them were millennial things

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@THEJaxEsq She definitely could pass for late 20s in at least two of these photos

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@bbgirlofficial Hueg tumby

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@rhubarbsnob What is this perfect baby's name??

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@VautismSpeaks NEW KITTY-CAT?!?!?!?!

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@dieworkwear No. Where were you when we all learned this?

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@lady_tara Dog

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@mcmansionhell It really just looks like they matched random states with random countries

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@lady_tara Giant bipedal head