Lord Horatio Nelson

Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy.

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@kaityisnotokay @deadprincephil @allly_y @tomsufc12 I wasn't talking about you.

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@Independent Are you a British newspaper or not? Why the hell do you care what people from a foreign new show think? You're obsessed with Fox News, fuck off.

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@DailyMailUK I bet they're celebrating. These two creatures should be banned from ever returning to Britain.

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@Independent Anyone who has a stupid name like 'Jameela Jamil' doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.

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@Independent Northern Ireland is British, fuck off Biden.

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@BBCNews Cats are stupid. That's why you should always get a dog.

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@DailyMail Putin is a bigger defender of Western Civilisation than woke Biden. Sad but true

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@DailyMirror Charles is a nonce for marrying Diana

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@Independent Your mum.

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@Independent No one watches that French shite anyway.

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@Independent Slow news day?

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@SkySportsPL On who? Glenn Hoddle? You retards have no money.

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@fun_horse @MailOnline This has nothing to do with India. I'm a defender of the human race. Animals who dare attack me will get a good kick to the face.

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@Independent Fuck lockdown

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@nypost He's black so obviously he can do no wrong...

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@ESPNFC Shitty farmers league

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@Independent Why the fuck should I be interested in a news station, good or bad when it isn't even broadcast here? Are you a British newspaper or not?