Horatio Oakes

Career underachiever

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@gtconway3d I'm just waiting for the ones who will still defend trump after evidence that his victims included early teenage girls. Don't know how, but they will. They're just practicing here.

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@OJoelsen Thank you, but the first sentence was unnecessary. No need to restate an accepted fact.

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@bigglesw1 @SarahLongwell25 They certainly consider a jury conviction a little stronger than an accusation with no police report filed. What's your excuse?

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@MeidasTouch If Rick Wilson isn't get a residual every instance, he should be.

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@NotHoodlum Ok, the stroke defense, but we're gonna need to see a dr's note.

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@atrupar One good thing to come out of this is at least more people now understand how trump won multiple golf club championships.

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@Acyn Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
Me, I'm crossing my fingers.

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@RonFilipkowski Commissions.

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@Acyn The most popular name in maga. Mark.

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@Acyn So they're leaving already because of the oppressive taxation at the hands of Mamdani who took office 6 months ago?

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@RiesScott36843 @BillKristol Dont like inside trading as the impeachment impetus, Scotty? How about selling pardons? Rape? Fraud? What are your thoughts on pedophilia? Blowing up boats? Pick a crime, any crime.

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@Acyn Britt, if simply being wealthy means one's investments increase 10 fold under this regime, there's a problem. That you can't or won't admit to this means you are part of the problem.

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@realsashastone Uh, yeah, the awful people are the ones who support a convicted rapist, convicted fraudster and likely pedophile

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@BillKristol No chance, yet, but I do look forward to Gomer Comer embarrassing himself with a few humina huminas when he's asked about those trades on camera.

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@RonFilipkowski GOP: It's ok because trump has been making money from scamming and defrauding people his whole life.

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@Amy_Siskind Trump in a future deposition: "Come on, you're not going to NOT do insider trading while you're President."

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@RonFilipkowski You never heard anyone say "I got a great joke, you're gonna melt down over it?"

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@Acyn "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. The defendant, David Hearn, DAMAGED IT. OK? HE DAMAGED IT. Thank you."

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@Acosta Julio Gallo on third, Eddie Scissorhands at the plate.

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@Acyn I hope Edward Scissorhands has a good alibi.