Guitar Slayer

I'm Batman.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

When it's big, but you're really fucking determined:

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@DoctorJAuthor @OleanderPlume @mischa_eliot @AegisImmemorial I'm reading over her shoulder as she's typing. Three paragraphs in, and nobody is naked yet.

Worst story ever.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@OleanderPlume @mischa_eliot @AegisImmemorial Me, too.

Make it happen, Plume.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@mischa_eliot @OleanderPlume @jayne_renault Lemme just get my arms warmed up.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@mischa_eliot @OleanderPlume @jayne_renault I got a real special hug for you, babe. C'mere. 💕💕💕

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@OleanderPlume @jayne_renault Since, well, uh...

Maybe I should send Saber, instead.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@OleanderPlume @jayne_renault Hey, I can behave when I want to.

[🖤Mischa Eliot🖤 @mischa_eliot]

MORE
LUBE
PLEASE

No, really... mooooore.

Just give me the bucket, already.

- might have been said by @HoratioSlice but don't quote me on that.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

Girl, there is no such thing as too much D.

[🖤Mischa Eliot🖤 @mischa_eliot]

@OleanderPlume

I took my vitamin. I took an extra D3. I took a Claritin D.

Am I gonna die?

Is there such a thing as too many D's?

This might be a question for @HoratioSlice...

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@OleanderPlume Fuck 'em if they're not.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@mischa_eliot Should I put my pants back on first, or leave them off?

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

Wait a damn minute - are you saying I'm going to be HOMELESS, Plume???

[Oleander Plume @OleanderPlume]

@AMWritesErotica I have this one, but it's only available for a few more weeks before the publisher closes its doors forever:

https://t.co/RWITOSWjia

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@firejohn78 You're welcome.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

If my dick had a voice, it would sound like Yosemite Sam.

[Oleander Plume @OleanderPlume]

Writing before weed: "I think I should tighten up the plot, add more conflict between the main characters, and work on spicing up the dialogue."

Writing after weed: "What if the MC had a talking penis?"

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@mischa_eliot @OleanderPlume @jayne_renault Except the mean streets of Turquin.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@mischa_eliot (already lubing up)

Wha?

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

Currently girding my loins.

[Oleander Plume @OleanderPlume]

One week away from getting my medical mari-joo-whanna card, and if you thought my books were weird before...

...hahahahahahaha, hoooo boy.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

But not a book, apparently.

[Oleander Plume @OleanderPlume]

Hell yes I'll delete a tweet with a typoe in it.

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@DoctorJAuthor Lookin' good, Doc. (And Mr. Doc.)

[Guitar Slayer @HoratioSlice]

@OleanderPlume Yo, you're gonna share, right?