Jeff Hord

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@kambrice1tv If you’re gonna throw him a bone with the counting stats, you should include his stolen base tally during that period as well…

But in response to your main point: yes, there is absolutely cause for legitimate concern. Sub-.300 OBP and sub-.800 OPS over that large a sample…?😰

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@NFL_DovKleiman Should’ve been a Seminole

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@kevinsheehanDC @thomloverro Andy goes through a series of posters: first Rita H., then Marilyn M., and finally Raquel W. (“by 1966, it was lovely Raquel.”)" The changing pinups highlights the passage of time in the story. #Shawshank
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[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@N63S_

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@SleeperOrioles Ward’s OBP has been a wonderful surprise this season, and he’s kept it up! He’s gotten more than a few votes from me as the AL’s third outfielder. ✅

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@CardPurchaser @BillyMcburner Barry Bonds!! 🐐

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@mvpfloorservice “would have also of given Buck”…?? Did you have a stroke when trying to finish up this tweet?

“also would’ve given Buck” ✅

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@fantasyscr6093 @jmorton78 The Netflix angle might also have something to do with that

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@GhostOfNorm @ofootball__ Not to mention the unnatural cadence, intonation, and monotone delivery of the play-by-play “announcer”

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@JulianTBaron @GenevieveAlby I don’t presume to know what you discuss as a couple, but as it appears @CraigAlbernaz avoids Twitter during the season, I’m tagging you to ensure he’s aware of fan discourse. His comments/choices are causing fans to question the man’s loyalty to his own players!

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@IRomen77 @IRomen77 Do you really not know the plural form of “hero”…?? (It’s “heroes”, bro)

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@tylerbarberis_ Would love to know what the Polar Bear truly thinks about the left field dimensions of Oriole Park at Camden Yards…

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@brod4bird @rBillSimmonsPod How great would it have been for Bill to get Sean and Jason to join him for that episode?! Hopefully a discussion with those two true Knick die-hards (who have great chemistry with @BillSimmons) is coming this week… 🙏

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@Cmoneyoh @asianmegan lol you sound like me, my friend…always able to squint and see the path forward to a bright future (though it never turns out that way)! For example, I’m not at all confident Elias is the man for the job, sadly.

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@WalterMaselli1 Franchise player’s (Gunnar) numbers are pretty abysmal. #1 overall draft pick (Holliday) is basically a platoon infielder who can’t be trusted against lefties (and barely does damage against RHP). Two right-handed “sluggers” (Mayo & O’Neill) hitting below the Mendoza line. 🤮🤮😭

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@Cmoneyoh @asianmegan These are my 3 pro teams, too. I’m right there with ya. 😩

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@rBillSimmonsPod “Stop ‘betting your life’ on everything! You don’t have to ‘bet your life’ all the time!” 😒😒 Like an annoyed schoolmarm. 🙄 Give me anybody but Zach Lowe!

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@LakeShowYo People who butcher idioms sound like fucking idiots. “Get down to brass taxes”?!? It’s “get down to brass tacks”! If you don’t understand the phrase/don’t know the exact wording, DON’T USE IT!

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@Titoooo89 @FirstNameJ0hn @Titoooo89 @VV0den watch his mustache-less match (very early in his WCW run) vs. Sting — Hulk was doing drop toe-holds and snap suplexes and all sorts of technical stuff we otherwise never see him do. (And he was doing it all while wearing cowboy boots, which had to be painful!)

[Jeff Hord @HordFactor]

@BAL_Os_funk @editti22 Wasn’t it dirty from when he got caught trying to steal a bag (again)?