Haaris

Visca barca

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Alphabet: "just call me the ABCs for short."

The letter D:

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

My dog when he realizes I never actually threw the ball and it’s still in my hand

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra: 4-2-3-1 en rombo, Kane de falso 9, Bellingham llegando desde segunda línea, Pontas invertidos, Presión alta, Rotaciones en el mediocampo

🇦🇷 Argentina: El que no se la pase a Messi es gay

[K @StopThatXavii]

I aspire to be a hater like this

[Omo Olá @OmoOla0506]

@ultimate_kombo This is why he can't be celebrated that way

[Derechazo @derechazoar]

🇧🇷🚨 NI G/A: Vinícius Junior no convirtió goles ni asistencias en la eliminación de Brasil de la Copa del Mundo contra Noruega.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Endrick: It’s my dream to win the World Cup

Carlo Ancelotti:

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Endrick: "save me the window seat for our flight"
Ancelotti:

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Endrick: me puedo subir contigo en el coche?

Ancelotti:

[MIKE 🇵🇱🍀 @g_obsranco]

Endrick: „Rower musi mieć przednie koło”

Ancelotti:

[MIGERU @Miklovio666]

@Seergiot3ck El león podrá perder sus dientes pero jamás su apetito.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I had a rash on my testicles.I went to see a woman doctor, and she was holding my testicles.

She said, You’ve got to stop Masturbating."

I said why?

She said because I'm trying to examine you.

[Micha @ElMichalito]

+Profe puedo ir al baño?
-Porque no fuiste en el recreo?

yo y los pibes en el recreo:

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

It’s not often you see a vagina this grateful.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

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