Colton McLeod

No biography needed.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Doesn’t matter the age of the goalie. Mark Scheifele is going ched https://t.co/megHRgbM1U

[Brent Burns @Burnzie88]

Awesome to see @ErikKarlsson65 staying in teal!! Let’s go!!

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@DelaneyStanley1 Have you met your boyfriend?

[anna! @annathropoIogy]

I swear to god my cat just said “nothing” when I asked her what she was doing in the bathroom..... listen... omg

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@chasestraws @nprusky182 Sorry I’m organized

[vøges @MeatballSquad]

Do you guys remember in like 5th/6th grade when all the teachers were transitioning from classic projectors to SmartBoards and the teachers didnt know how to use them and then the whole class would lose their shit when they calibrated them by touching the little dots

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@GoobAwde @TimmayPay That ain’t right. Heavy on butter, light on milk, add cheddar

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@chasestraws @loganlaand Ok easy there Logan, I’m more than a piece of meat

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is peak performance.

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

Me walking up to a 10 at the bar: Want to dance?
Her friends: https://t.co/Xj4kGO63Hm

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

I wish I could super like pictures on Instagram so I could show hunnies I mean business

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@MensHumor @HornBuddeh

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@sydnythekidny @TheFunnyVine @VircikMarcus Real footage of myself. Yes

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

For my 22nd birthday I got 10 lbs of pure liquor weight strait to my hips and a compound hang over. #merrybirthday

[Colton McLeod @HornBuddeh]

@nprusky182 Oh my lord

[Sydney @sydnythekidny]

If you tweet and @nprusky182 doesn’t comment, it didn’t happen.

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.