Patrick Kane

Legend, stud, I didn't do it.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

🍞🚶🏼 https://t.co/Na27YuFw9e

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

@davelozo love your stuff dog, truly groundbreaking journalism. What online college did you graduate from?

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Yo @CristobalHuet39, I know you suck dick and everything. But I think this is the only fuckin team that would take u https://t.co/vlbAKHJUP3

[NHL @NHL]

Calling all backup goalies. The @MapleLeafs have a position to fill. https://t.co/nd4q4kG3Yn

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Get well soon @PKessel81 I'm sure you'll be double fisting Big Macs and fat chicks in no time. https://t.co/lozbJyuXfU

[NHL @NHL]

Phil Kessel underwent hand surgery: report. https://t.co/IvMe4QuMT0

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Hope that prematurely born runt Shaw likes that pussyless hell hole Montreal. To be fair, if Chiraq didn't pay me gobs, I'd be in Buffalo.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

@Holts170 the only time you should use a poke check is the morning after, if you're too lazy to buy Plan-B.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Yeah Leo won an Oscar, fuckin cool. Try scoring a hat trick after railing an entire Hooters full of waitresses high on Vicodin and blow...

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Jesus Patrick Roy looked slow as shit in the alumni game. I think he's got as much cartilage in his knees as I have bibles in my penthouse.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Hey @Jeremy_Roenick now that ur geezer game is done, let's hit the clubs & slam puss. Don't bring Milbury, last time he ko'd out a waitress.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Hey @kanyewest why don't you just ask that human salami warmer of a wife for an advance on your allowance? She can afford it. #LIFEOFPABLO

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Crosby loves Coldplay, true story. #SoftAsPuppyShit

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Now that the smoke has settled, totally woulda dropped John Scott. Spiked his Muscle Milk with some peyote before the game.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Bread man has been hot lately, tell me something I don't know. Call me when you put together a streak that isn't in your drawers. #26games

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

@jackass_81 dude went on a bender for a couple days. Cut me some slack.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

@NHLJets based on the Bantam house league picture day pose he's rocking, we all have high hopes.

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

Oh yeah, and 18 game streak and shit. Someone tell Datsyuk to go choke on a vodka bottle. https://t.co/jBV13e24XD

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

If anyone is wondering what being a complete fuckin failure is like, ask @JohnGibson35. Only thing his blocker is stopping is a new contract

[Patrick Kane @HorndogKaner]

"Hey crow who fucked everything up tonight?" https://t.co/8de8wKNGd7