Horoscope Texts

Tweeting the funniest Horoscopes you can relate to. *Parody* *Not Affiliated with anything*

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So damn true 😩

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I don't work out 😂

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I really suck at texting

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😴

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Who does 😂

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😂😂

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This is so me

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Bye 💁

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The "oh shit that was due today squad"

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I'd say so

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The Truth 😂

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For sure 👌

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Me everyday 😩

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The best kisser squad 😘

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The crazy girlfriend

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So True