Jason B

Writer, Musician, Artist, Web Jockey, and sometimes enthused horrible web comic creator...'n stuff like that

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@tfw2005 What do you mean "possible"? HLJ has had preorders with official photos up for near 2 months now.

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@MichaelKeaton Hi, Michael. Please make Gung Ho 2 where you & Gedde are at retirement age, & you try to prepare the company and town to survive the next generation of cost-cutting business school zombies who think robotics and AI can replace the workers. With George Wendt in a cameo, of course.

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@JhonenV I own six leopards, a watch, and 2 castles that don't exist. Make me an offer.

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@RibblesVR This happened to me this morning. charged me until my account was zero. Had to cancel my card and need to dispute all charges once they post. Fuck you @Lootcrate crooked pieces of shit.

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@realDonaldTrump President George W Bush wants to punch you in the dick.

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@XavierFiles I just new him from his brief stint during Stark Wars where he was an overrated security guard in a real neat outfit.

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@toygrind Oo crumbs!

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@toygrind This surprised me. I thought it would be annoying, but instead it had me laughing big time. Was awesome.

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@plorigo We already did white, black, and orange this millennium. Might as well give green a go.

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@commentiquette Abortions are still legal so long as its in self defense. The Stand Your Ground Abortion law of 2043. Especially if the fetus is wearing a hoodie with a candy bar in its pocket.

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@deefuzz You have the look of an anchorman, associate of James Bond, or successful stand-up comic. 👍

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@toygrind Just don't put your head on that pillow down for life.

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In these turbulent times, lets not forget that despite misguided nostalgia and disney garbage the Star Wars prequels are still shit.

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Thanks @Walmart for a tasty Chicken Caesar Salad. I buy ingredients fresh (from elsewhere) now and prep it myself. Lesson learned. #yuck #romainewings

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@toygrind I have that phone case in green. We're like twins.

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@toygrind It means nobody's gonna break-a your stride.
Nobody's gonna slow you down.
Oh no.

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@AskLoot I paid 44.99 on March 24th. I have the invoice. But status still shows as Paid. It never shipped. Invoice # 13047723 ?

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@lootcrate when is the first Star Trek Mission Crate going out? I ordered almost a year ago and customer service isn't responding to my asking via email..

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@crasis Great list. No Tank Police?