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My body is a machine that transforms bottles of Bundaberg to empty bottles of Bundaberg

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[☄️ project hail nat🛰️ @sunsfl0werss]

no because i genuinely think comedy peaked here

[Horrordork @HorrorDork69]

@dexterouslygay_ I mean...that's straight up shade? Also pointing fingers at her fanbase to get away with her vile attitude towards M1ss Jade that's (proven through the leaked messages btw).

Don't even get me started on the "now that she is well" line??? Too bad she's not named empathy le queen

[Horrordork @HorrorDork69]

@eme_lequeen Gawin mong eme_letickets mamsh 🙊

[Horrordork @HorrorDork69]

@Mystic_Lexie All hail Eva Le Sales, patron saint of tickets and bookings 🙏

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Mean as a damn rattle snake & can still sing her face off at 73

[Horrordork @HorrorDork69]

@ClocknissEverT Mind you, I said all of this before seeing the DMs. I just read them and like…yikes. Not a good person. A good capitalist, sure, but not a good person. Crazy how ticket sales are what’s on her mind right now when the essence of drag was never business. It’s a protest.

[Horrordork @HorrorDork69]

@ClocknissEverT She’s always been so condescending and matapobre for me. Idk why but she’s rubbed me the wrong way especially since finding out that much of Manila drag revolves around her production. That’s a businesswoman first and a drag queen second, and a sister third unfortunately

[Cap @Captrlck]

Gen 5 fans have a right to be annoying because of how much hate their games got by genwunners which permanently altered Pokémon for the worse.

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

Not only does Elliot Page not play Achilles at all, but Elliot Page is an infinitely better actor and person than that wooden plank of a performer and wife beater Brad Pitt.

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

I brought the "upskirting law" into affect in 2019.

Le'ts talk about that image JK Rowling shared.

She did this to humiliate artist Freda Wallace. That is a specific motivation we included in the Voyeurism Act. We fought for, and included it *specifically* because... 🧵

[drake baldwin akgae @yejiiiiiz]

i gasped

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[Horrordork @HorrorDork69]

@maggotcasketx Re-animator is PREMIUM camp. Also love the two Giallo! ❤️

[ساندرا ⁦ @NewSandr2]

my dear Gaza is trying to bloom again ❤️‍🩹

[𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐢 @Mikazukitoon]

お願いだからこの動画を見てくれ

[sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups]

absolutely losing it at this