Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

On bluesky as @saraterror. Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia). ADHD chaos muppet. Queer. Boob monster.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

Bluesky has DMs and gifs now, and it doesn’t have rage-baiting blue checks and Elon Musk’s various diabolically wet farts stinking up the place.

You can find me there @saraterror. I’ll check in here occasionally but if you want me, connect with me there.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@OneNerdyOpinion @powerfulgazelle I love learning Spike’s origin story so much. And this hit me hard because I’m going blind in a painful way. My dog keeps me going.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@_TokyoMarie_ @ElieNYC Your self-pity is pretty vile right now.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@_TokyoMarie_ @ElieNYC If you know the accurate generalization doesn’t apply to you, then it’s not about you at all and you can just quietly go on about your day. Quit begging for headpats. Just sit with the discomfort. That’s part of being an ally.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@somethings_awry I love her stealthy second attempt at knocking the remote off with her tail.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@deanime_ Permanently disabled by rape and yeah. I desperately didn’t want to feel this specific flavor of profound trauma ever again.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

I’m leaving this site now and I’m not coming back. I’m on the sky place as @saraterror. Hope to see you and all your cats there.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

It’s time for Ativan.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

I can’t take this shit.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

Me: I can’t handle any more election and politics stuff. I’m gonna play METAPHOR to distract myself.

METAPHOR: Time marches on and the age of a new king draws nearer.

Me:

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

But then I realized I won’t be home for my tiny dog to start relentlessly bullying me about her dinner because she doesn’t understand time changes. Now I welcome the catheter with open arms. Hopefully they won’t use that as a new incorrect location for jabbing a catheter needle.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

I’ve been moping all day because I have a medical procedure in the late afternoon instead of the morning appointments I’m used to. I’ve also been moping because last time, they inserted the catheter wrong THREE TIMES and I’m dreading a repeat of that utter misadventure.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@FeastFish It’s usually one shoe by the door and one shoe in a fun mystery place.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@UKdenizen

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@ImprobableJoe Ironically, I inherited it from her.

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

IT’S TRUE, YOU COWARDS

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

I don’t know why this is cracking me up so much, but Gallica in METAPHOR constantly reminds me of the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine.

[Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me @weareronin47]

Bone deep

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

Okay I never finished Dragon Age Inquisition and I thought Solas was boring so I never used his character in my party. Obviously I’ve missed some big things. Should I finish DAI before I play Veilguard?

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (22:36:66)

[Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @HorrorNails]

@somethings_awry Dog bites are so much worse than a lot of people understand. ☹️ I hate seeing you and Scrim go through the wringer like this.