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If you're a woman and I follow you, it's because I want to marry you.

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Surely there's a better picture of him.

[Czar of the Great Plains 🐦‍🔥 @plainstriumph]

I have made pilgrimage at last.
Breezwood, PA in all its glory

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People really be having multi post long arguments under tweets making fun of machine translation word choice.

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It survived and flew away.

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Bird

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@FiatTruth I figure it's something that has the same meaning but not the negative connotation "give up" does, so yield or give up. Someone else said "stop" is a good translation.

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I don't know what the actual Japanese looks like or if this person is sarcastic but "they give up, because that's what morality is" is a hilarious sentence.

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It's the same feeling I get for regular commercials except a thousand times stronger.

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If I stated clearly how political ads (from both sides, unfortunately) make me feel I would probably be thrown in prison from a misunderstanding.

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If I stated clearly how political ads (from both sides, unfortunately) make me feel I would probably be thrown in prison from a misunderstanding.

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@TradCathKeng Is he going to give you one?

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Look at the shape of this baby.

[Good News Victoria ☠️ @Goodnewsviki1]

A tornado ripped the roof off a family’s home and sucked their 4-month-old baby into the sky, still inside his bassinet. His father tried desperately to grab him, but the powerful winds swept him away too.

It happened in Clarksville, Tennessee, when a devastating tornado struck the home of Sydney Moore and her family.

As the baby disappeared into the storm, Sydney threw herself over their 1-year-old son just as the walls collapsed around them.

When the tornado passed, their home was destroyed. Both parents and their 1-year-old survived, but their 4-month-old baby was nowhere to be found.

For 10 terrifying minutes, they searched through the wreckage, fearing the worst.

Then, incredibly, the father spotted something near a fallen tree about 25 feet away.

It was their baby boy, lying alive in the hollow of the tree, almost as if someone had gently placed him there.

Despite being swept into a tornado, he survived with only minor injuries.

The entire family survived, and Sydney credited their miraculous escape to the grace of God.

An incredible reminder that miracles still happen. 💙

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Briefly stumbled into stormchaser twitter. I wish I was so interested in tornadoes that I would drive right up to them, but honestly I would probably puke from stress if I did that.

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Although if this was true I feel like President Trump would have said something already. And probably done something.

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I choose to believe that Canada and Alberta are at war.

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@robertlasagna1 Couldn't crack 1000 km/h huh? Who knew you were so slow.

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@kunley_drukpa >Anglo America
>Kennedy

[Slimo Jones, President of Kansas @WeinerBarf420]

Why is there never a box to check if you drink antisocially

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This app caches way too much. I open up a person's profile that I opened up two months ago and it shows the tweets that were there when I last opened up, then I have to wait several seconds for it to load the new stuff. Just load the page when I click it.

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@WeinerBarf420 I used to like Linus more than Charlie Brown then I stopped being a pseudo-intellectual.