Chris P. Bacon

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

@stevehunsaker1 @CrossGardens That’s the dumbest analogy I’ve ever heard idiot

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

@lumosrosae That is the exact opposite traits of her character

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes me text everyone back

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

@sunsetterxo @ChickadeInc U sound like a loser

[miia @miiagarro]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

Hotd is anti feminist bc they won’t make women evil

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when i can no longer spend more in the month and it's barely july 2nd

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

At the beach before noon on a weekday and I’m like we can’t all be playing wfh hooky you guys like pls go clock in or we’re all gonna get in trouble

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(pick me monkey) I prefer wire mother

[Sean @panoptisean]

The sun is setting 0.00002 seconds earlier than yesterday tonight. It’s over

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

Let’s all share the most embarrassing thing we’ve ever done. Mine is applying for college diversity scholarships by writing an essay about being bisexual

[Chris P. Bacon @HorseyStupid]

They actually pay me 45 an hour to have a panic attack for the whole hour no breaks

[leah #bb28 @goneb4urhome]

I can't stop smoking weed everyday

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.