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[Horse @Horseythoughts]

While we #unartistic #horses make hoof prints on the wall, Claude Mon-hay has mastered the #easle: https://t.co/pHOKZ9TVH3 @bbcworldservice

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

But WHERE can I get one of these #icecreams topped with #bananabread #KrispyKreme #marsbars #bbq sauce + #CocaCola!? https://t.co/48RkcXCaee

[I Quit Sugar @IQuitSugar]

Savoury foods can be big sugar offenders. Sweet & Sour Chicken has 15 tspns of #sugar. https://t.co/LbCINAMURH

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

"When passing horses" .. think about where you purchased your last burger, and then think about what you've done! https://t.co/c5sZsj7N0C

[GMP Traffic @gmptraffic]

#mountedunit #trafficpcso teaming up with @Britishhorse at @decathlonuk supporting and promoting #deadslow campaign

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

It's #InternationalWomenDay - neigh, it's a ruddy mare! #IWD2016

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Getting all hot under the harness.. Have discovered horserotica: 50 Shades of Hay: https://t.co/XKqFyxxv31 @50shadesofhay #erotica #sexhay

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Spreading love with a red rose for all my favourite stable hands...
As they say: "All's fair in #love and warhorse"

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Horsey New Year! Better late than neighver! #2016 Can't wait to frolic in the fields of the future and toss the majestic mane of destiny!

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

When you've OD'd on oats, nothing beats eating more food. So I casually demolished a bar of Puerto Cabello 50% milk #chocolate @DobleBignall

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

I've eaten all the #oats again .. Horse is back. Looking forward to the post-Crimbo saddlebags (do people still say that?) #thunderthighs

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

I just ate 2 cupcakes before 10am. One was basically a muffin. One was in the style of an ice cream with loads of icing, syrup...and a flake

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Maybe @DeliciouslyElla could put everyone off eating #fish and #meat with a new #recipe book called "Salmon Ella".. Would that go down well?

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Ate @MEATmission last night - dead hippie #burger didn't taste like dead hippies at all .. It tasted like a fallen meaty cheese angel #nom

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Sooo .. 3 bowls of #cheerios could never match up to 1 bowl of #oats but the #sugar high was quite extreme @cheerios @Skinnyoats

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

If ONLY #oats grew on #trees! I would live in the #forest.. In #granola grove, under #porridge pines @BREAKFAST! @ModernOats @OutlawGranola

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Is there even life after #oats ??!! #existential crisis @_thePanoutsou https://t.co/Pybs1Umeph

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Having an equustential #crisis... @_thePanoutsou

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Found myself a stable mate on Plenty of #Horses... Do we marry here or should we gallope? #RunAwayWithMe #horsepuns

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

#tired horse... Spent an hour sprinting, neigh #GALLOPING through thorn and briar, and I didn't even want to. I'm just that nice #needabreak

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Eating an entire giant #Mango for 69p (it cost that, I wasn't paid). I think it'ss the right thing to do. Thank you @Tesco ! #summer

[Horse @Horseythoughts]

Can't stop eating #shreddies today - the frosted kind obvs, I love #sugar! @ShreddiesUK I've had about 3 bowls so far... I feel a bit sick.