Mendel Horvitz

Screenwriter 📠. I ate my dogs homework.

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Isn’t all art just trauma dumping to the world?

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MattressFirm?
No mattress soft

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I just told my wife, I want to kick back, watch @dropout and play Stardew Valley.

I am a stereotype

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Why is there Ms. and Mrs. But only Mr. And no bachelor version of male prefix?

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Margo’s got money troubles is such a real view of what a relationship between a parent and an adult child figuring out the world is. Fucking beautiful

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Zelda: Our kids are going to be smart, not American.

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Quinten tarentinTOE

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I am currently listening to @alnev Having a stroke

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@alnev Standing on your shoulders

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@alnev Of bowels

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@alnev Loves going to all the dryer to smell which one is the worst. "This one smells very nice yummy"

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@alnev Kendrick did it

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@alnev Ari, this was posted in June

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@alnev It's not worth much

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@alnev They must be listening to alnev

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@alnev And santa believes in you

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@alnev You are the antichrist

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@alnev You wish

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@alnev Ok daddy

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I’m such a good salesman I could sell peanut butter to a lactose intolerant man

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@alnev Istg. Ask us for a hug and we’ll give it to you.