The Hose Man Daily

I'm Hostie, but if I was burnt I'd be Toastie. This is obviously a parody account. Belltown Born and Raised

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Cedar Cliff can't handle the truth, which is me ripping apart their pitching staff all day #GetRekt #3for3 #HuskiesWin

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Stundon's car is no longer a virgin #AngryAsianDickDent

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*hits SmartBoard*
Look, now it's a RetardBoard

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The fucking hippo stole my pizza #DamnScrubs

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I'm wearing my Sunday sweats. They're holey 😉

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The Seahawks just got Jimmy Graham so they won't lose the Super Bowl on the 1 yard line #itsnotgonnawork

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I am 12

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BREAKING: Lance Hostetler has dropped the box of donuts. Funeral processions will be today at 3:15 #RIP

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Senior paper? Who the hell needs that, I can still graduate #schoolsforchumps

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Lancer is bringing donuts for donut day. Everyone, including scrubs, the ghetto giant shoppers, and 7th floor hospital patients will swarm

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These refs must have taken some viagra because they are two giant dicks #StuckFate #QuoteFromLastNightsGame

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If there is a star bigger than the sun, is it called the father? #HosemanThoughts #Bruh

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It was surrounded by 6 demons and they played disection with it #CoorsLightColdHardFacts #SeventhSignMovie #SPOILERS #Media2

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Houston, I found the fire truck

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This kid asked me if I needed help in Calc and I said "bitch I'm Hostie, you need my help"

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"Someone call the fire station, the fire truck's missing" -Hoseman Daily