IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!
NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!
TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!
STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
This year on Love Island: Middle-Earth, meet, Elrond:
"yeah, the lads call me Rondy, I'm from south Lindon, I'm a half-elf. Me dad's a star, me mum's a bird. I been single about 400 years, and I'm just ready to settle down now"