If anyone needs help for flirting in 2035. I gotchu.
A guide, by me.
Holographic Flirting:
A 2035 Guide to Romance in the Digital Age
Authored By Mack Benz
So, you've finally snagged yourself a holo-date with that special someone. Congrats! But before you beam yourself into their virtual penthouse suite, remember: flirting in 2035 is a whole new game. Forget those dusty pick-up lines and awkward first date jitters. It's time to upgrade your romance game with our essential guide to holographic flirting.
Level Up Your Avatar:
First impressions matter, even in the metaverse. Ditch the sweatpants and bedhead. Your holo-avatar is your digital wingman (or wingwoman). Make it count.
• Fashion Forward: Rock the latest in bioluminescent threads and cybernetic accessories. Bonus points if your outfit subtly complements your date's avatar.
• Body Language 2.0: Master the art of the virtual wink, the holographic hair flip, and the perfectly timed digital eyebrow raise.
• Voice Modulation: Fine-tune your vocal settings. Nobody wants to sound like a robot on a first date (unless that's your thing, then by all means, go for it).
Master the Art of the Holo-Compliment:
Forget cheesy pick-up lines. In 2035, compliments are all about appreciating your date's unique digital style.
• "Your avatar's rendering is impeccable. Is that a custom texture pack?"
• "I love how your bioluminescent tattoos shimmer when you laugh. Mesmerizing."
• "That virtual pet unicorn you're riding? Seriously cool. Where did you get it?"
Embrace the Virtual Environment:
Holo-dates aren't confined to boring old restaurants or cafes. Take advantage of the endless possibilities!
• Explore exotic virtual locales: Go for a romantic stroll on a simulated Martian beach, or have a picnic under the virtual aurora borealis.
• Engage in interactive experiences: Team up to slay a dragon in a holographic game, or create a collaborative digital masterpiece together.
• Show off your skills: Impress your date with your virtual dance moves, your mastery of zero-gravity parkour, or your ability to conjure digital flowers with a flick of the wrist.
Don't Forget the Human Touch:
Even in a world of holograms and virtual reality, genuine connection still matters.
• Make eye contact (or the digital equivalent): Show your date you're engaged and interested by maintaining virtual eye contact.
• Be present: Resist the urge to check your neural implant notifications or browse the metaverse marketplace during your date.
• Share a laugh: Humor is a universal language, even in 2035. Don't be afraid to let your personality shine through.
Above all, remember to have fun! Holographic flirting is a chance to explore new possibilities and connect with someone in a whole new way. So, relax, be yourself, and enjoy the ride. Who knows? Your next holo-date might just lead to a real-world romance.
Disclaimer: This guide is intended for informational and entertainment purposes only. Please use caution when engaging in holographic flirting and always prioritize your safety and well-being. Mack Benz and Benz Books are not responsible for any awkward encounters, virtual mishaps, or broken hearts that may result from the use of this guide.
Cary, a few questions because I'm a cast iron groupie.
I've seen Amazon has thousands of reviews of what you posted. Can you answer a few of them?
1. I (the reviewer also) have/has an electric oven, glass top. A few people say it warped when cooking. Cast Iron doesn't do this. Can you confirm fact or fiction?
2. Seasoning, a lot of people say the non-stick wears off, is this true or what is your thoughts and your process?
I eat eggs daily and char everything on my cast iron (meat wise). Yes the handle gets insanely hot, but that is my only downside i can think of (weight sure, but almost negligble).
Anyway, always love your posts and insights. Thanks for being such an adventurous chef and inspiring me time and time again.
Erik, a slight addendum on your post.
TFSA note: Withdrawals restore your full contribution room (incl. gains) on Jan 1 next year... not lost forever whatsoever. Re-contribute tax-free then, including the room gained on the investments (sadly, an investment loss works in the opposite sense).
I literally had to do this while being unemployed for 18 months, writing my first sci-fi novel.
This makes TFSA flexible for life’s events like unemployment, when EI only covers you so long... Occasional withdrawals won’t erase decades of progress as room grows with you over time.
*First and foremost, max out your TFSA before any other vehicle in Canada as a young investor/person. Only other vehicle I would suggest is the FHSA, also an awesome tool for young people. Don't let 3-6 months of money sit in a low interest savings account. That seems silly to me as most Canadians are not maxing out their TFSA's, and those that do, generally don't have to worry about an emergency fund.
There is a certain quiet majesty in obsolescence. In this frame, the infamous Pattullo Bridge... long one of Canada’s most notorious crossings 🌉...stands in the shadow of its successor, the newly raised Riverview Bridge (Stal̕əw̓asəm). This is one of the final portraits of an era.
Yet, the visual grace of these twin titans over the water masks a profound failure of imagination. I captured this juxtaposition to ask a simple question about bureaucratic foresight: why are we dismantling a suffocating, narrow four-lane bridge only to replace it with another four-lane bridge? It is the illusion of progress, poured in fresh concrete.
For a city like New West, undeniably choked by the worst traffic congestion in BC... the scenery is stunning, but the reality remains a parking lot. How does such a beautiful horizon harbour such limited vision?
@elonmusk When is the first lunar base planned? I'm guessing that will need to come before Mars, but I'm no astrophysicist... Excited to see what happens with all this extra capital. 🌖🚀🧑🏼🚀
Drones carving neon paths through the 2035 Seattle skyline, the city pulsing with possibility… and one guy who just stumbled into something that could rewrite everything.
Meet Zach Reed... cybersecurity hotshot, manbun philosopher, and the last person you’d expect to be ground zero for first contact.
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a rogue meteor, an impossible artifact, and two old friends with too much curiosity collide… my debut novel Zero-day Contact: The Alpha Intelligence is waiting for you.
The future isn’t coming. It already landed.
@GeorgesStPierre Was cheering for our fellow Canadian, sad it didn't work out but grateful to have been able to watch history. Aiemann will be back. We need Canadian prospects.
Osu!
Who does sushi best outside of Japan? I have travelled to about 33 countries, including Japan and I think I have to admit a truth.
Vancouver and the GVA has the best sushi, quality and choice of fish I've ever noticed, outside of Japan.
Weirdest post. Cold kills way more than hot. Your preference doesn't dictate facts.
"Globally, cold temperatures are responsible for far more deaths than hot temperatures. Researchers estimate that about 4.6 million people die from cold-related causes annually, compared to around 500,000 deaths from heat-related exposure."