Hospitality This

The daily life of indentured hospitality servitude.

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@JoCat105 Excuse me, I need to take care of this sudden nosebleed

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@JJS_III Go on, just ruin my childhood…I’ll wait. (Remaking this into a rated xXx musical is kinda a fun idea, so, I’ll wait)

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@JJS_III #fleshlight do the thing!

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Love that I just told my friends I can’t go weed shopping with them, as I have a job interview with a dog. What a time to live. #thursdayvibes #CelebrateYourStory #whatjusthappened #whatismylife #isthisreallife

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@ShadowyCrispy It really is, I love it.

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@ShadowyCrispy Thank you for this, you are a true noble

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@ShadowyCrispy Amazing!!!!!!!!!!

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@ShadowyCrispy Wait, is that a shiny baby?

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The #FloridaDontSayGayLaw is not only unconditional, but the #FloridaDontSayGayLawFullyPutin

[Horrible Is My Name @horrible_is]

Hey, #FloridaDontSayGayLaw if you “can’t say gay” then you support Putin and his war & obviously want them to win, cause you “can’t say or be gay” in Russia #floridasupportsrussia

[Horrible Is My Name @horrible_is]

Hey, #FloridaDontSayGayLaw if you “can’t say gay” then you support Putin and his war & obviously want them to win, cause you “can’t say or be gay” in Russia #floridasupportsrussia

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Just idly listening to We Built This City, and my favorite line came on, implying this situation occurred:

"Guglielmo, the radio is magnificent! It will change the world?"

"You ain't seen nothing yet, kid. Hand me that snake and I'll give you some *real* vibes."

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The hokey pokey is an existentialist nightmare.

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#TheMaskedSinger I used to enjoy it, but now I’ll never look at it the same again. #gross https://t.co/j0YRKA165x

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Peak depression is changing out of your daytime pajamas and into your nighttime pajamas. #Depression #pajamas #thisismylifenow

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Hey @CondoleezzaRice I have a suggestion for a new catch phrase: instead of “9/11, Never Forget” how bout ya change it to “9/11, just move on, already” #January6th #January6thProsecuteCommission #January6thCommittee

[Horrible Is My Name @horrible_is]

Sure @CondoleezzaRice we can just “move on” as a country, just like we did for 9/11…wait, what do you *mean* there was still a slogan saying “never forget” & a whole war fought about it. Ya, know Condi, you could have just “moved on” after 9/11, but ya’ll choose not to.

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@Chadtronic here is a commercial that is just full of cringe. It’s basically You on Kazoo retirement center https://t.co/F0ZLgZpujr

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#25thTo86The45th #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentTrumpNOW #GOPComplicitTraitors

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@nanwyer @SheIsEmazing @LucyAppa Oh, covfefe, *that* was perfectly cromulent! Fellini is a *perfect* spelling of “feminism.” I guess that’s how they teach you to spell in alternative fact school.

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@Jerrypleasure My mom’s dog is so extra.