Hoss Longshore

The leftist smartass your confirmation bias warned you about. Neither cowboy nor stevedore. Horny intersectionalist. They/them/theirs.

[Alice Poole @shesrightshow]

Our first bisexual atheist president should have been cool.

[Hoss Longshore @HossLongshore]

@clairewoodsSF Bread always wins

[Marshall Steinbaum 🔥 @Econ_Marshall]

The thing you have to understand about fascists is destroying the liberal institutions they gain control of is the point.

[Siren the radical feminist @radfemsiren]

Conservative men fantasizing about spanking their wife’s butt while their young children watch, then calling every liberal a groomer, is so interesting

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

I don’t find this funny at all. This is exactly how Benny Hill died

[Hoss Longshore @HossLongshore]

@jirachytft

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Kate was a spokeswoman for John Edwards in 2008, and stayed on to the end after the Enquirer broke that he was cheating on his cancer stricken wife with a campaign videographer, fathering her child, and as we later learned committed 6 campaign finance felonies to cover it up.

[Hoss Longshore @HossLongshore]

@saucebyelena You’re such a fantastic writer!

[Hoss Longshore @HossLongshore]

@LennonWren Well, that’s the creepiest phrase I’ve heard today 🫣

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

the American glorification of “the work” of food restriction is so Calvinist and gross. yall fucking jerk off to the concept of labor. grow up and read a book and each a peach and visit a forest or something my GOD

[Hoss Longshore @HossLongshore]

@Viviannecrossed Aaaaand now I have Rock Me Sexy Jesus stuck in my head 🤣
https://t.co/rWhRwZITwF

[nara @naranciagaming]

the fun part of having a narcissistic dictator is that you occasionally get to watch some of the worst people in the world eat shit in spectacular ways

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Iranian President when he finds out that roughly 50% of U.S. adults cannot read a book written at an eighth-grade level.

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Trans people need to Arm themselves IMMEDIATELY

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Jake Tapper retweeting Jewish Insider citing David Frum asking Claude a question. This is the state of US News Media.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me in the bathtub:

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Yes Gavin you do look remarkably similar to someone who murdered a homeless man

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

Nick’s shirt is funny bc his taxes went to the guy standing next to him