Bryan Ratliff

Technical Director of Artists Collaborative Theatre, Stagehand at Bt Media Group, Actor, Lighting & Set Designer, and Hatfield & McCoy Arts Council Board Member

[Bryan Ratliff @Hossamassey]

One small step for man...oh, and I just farted in the capsule. @midnight #astronautproblems

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Can't spacewalk in your underwear. @midnight #astronautproblems

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When your mom said you were "taking up space", this isn't what she meant. @midnight #astronautproblems

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Premature takeoff. @midnight #astronautproblems

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I can't find the Tang! @midnight #astronautproblems

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Poopsi #RuinADrink @midnight

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Long Island Iced Pee #RuinADrink @midnight

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Dr. Ghost Pepper #RuinADrink @Midnight

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Guy Fieri Fuschia #BetterCrayolaColors @midnight

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Don't Shove This Up Your Nose For A Road Cone Snot Rocket Orange #BetterCrayolaColors @midnight

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The Walking Red #BetterCrayolaColors @midnight

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New, in our monochrome collection, it's 50 Shades of Gray! #BetterCrayolaColors @midnight

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Hangover Blues #BetterCrayolaColors @midnight

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Soylent Green #BetterCrayolaColors @midnight

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@frankenRax Babes should be piled high. Consider yourself invited.

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@frankenRax If we win Saturday, gonna line that thing with a hefty and get warm water from the bathroom for a pool party.

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@frankenRax I'll be in the trash can under section 113 of Lucas Oil. Shatner hooked me up on Priceline.

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Seriously, #TeamStream remove Rex Chapman. BBN deserves better. We love Dave Baker, and he deserves better.

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Did the people that made the decision to put Rex Chapman on UK's #TeamStream not look into his past year? Shoplifting, rehab...

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Yeah yeah, we'll do that heart transplant. Just let me finish this beer. @midnight #ThingsMyDoctorSays