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Future Tesla Model 3 owner (hopefully)
Currently held hostage by $8K in Honda negative equity I’ll make the payments!
Veteran | Husband | Dad

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Can’t wait to sing “plug it in, plug it in.” While plugging in a Model 3 Tesla. What do you think @elonmusk @Tesla Help a guy out??

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Don’t you worry, @elonmusk. I did my daily daydreaming & watching people's videos of their Model 3s. Unhealthy, how many videos I’ve watched, haha

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Standing in Bestbuy dreaming of this being connected to my Model 3 in my garage @elonmusk

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Honda < Model 3

@elonmusk We were taught in grade school that the alligator always eats the bigger number!

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I’ll never quit @elonmusk

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Hey @elonmusk just sitting in the Honda crying and imagining it’s a Model 3. Help a man get his family into a Tesla.

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Oooooooooo @elonmusk I almost forgot. You almost had me. Still want to make this deal. Really want a Tesla but ya know, being poor and everything kinda sucks. But I know I can make the payments. Haven’t missed one yet on the Honda! Just want to close the gap on $8k neg-equity. 😳

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Publicly testing whether persistence, humor, and a little shameless begging can get @elonmusk to notice me.

Still have the Honda. Still want the Tesla. Still fighting that $8K negative equity.

At this point, even my Honda wants me to move on.

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Oooo @elonmusk, bet you thought I forgot to come beg today. 😂 Nope! Just checking in to see if you’re ready to turn my $8K negative equity into a Tesla success story. I admire your persistence, so I figured I’d try some of my own. 

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Hey @elonmusk, I hear you like solving impossible problems.

Here’s mine: A Honda with $14K in accident repairs, $8K in negative equity, and a dad dreaming of a @Tesla Model 3. 😂

I’ll make every payment. Just need help escaping the Honda dimension.

Your move, Elon. ⚡🎲

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@elonmusk @Tesla
On a mission to own a Tesla Model 3 ⚡🚀
Not asking for a free car, just a little help escaping $8K in negative equity 😂
I’ll make the payments!

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Hey @elonmusk, I’ve got a terrible investment opportunity for you. 😂

You cover my Honda’s $8K negative equity, I buy a @Tesla Model 3, and you get one extremely happy customer.

ROI? Questionable.
Entertainment value? Priceless. 🚀⚡

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@elonmusk look how good I would look in the model 3! @Tesla

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@elonmusk I took the leap! Picked out my @Tesla Model 3 Premium and got my trade-in offer. Unfortunately, a not-at-fault accident left me with negative equity. I’m taking a risk and shooting my shot! Any chance you’d help bridge that gap? ⚡

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Hey @elonmusk, truing to be bold My Honda had $14K in accident damage. Insurance repaired it, but I no longer trust it with my family. I’m $8K upside down. Not asking for a free Tesla, just help clearing that debt so I can trade it in and make the Tesla payments myself. 🤞

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Hey @elonmusk you said to take risks and do something bold, so here goes. My Honda had $14K in accident damage (notmyfault) Insurance repaired it, but I no longer feel safe putting my family in it. I’m $8K upside down. Any chance Tesla could help clear that so I can finance one🤞

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@zangoalpha ooo baby!!

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POV: You’re clutching the win with 0 kills and 100 pings.

#Warzone #FunnyGaming #PingMaster

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Big ‘ol idiot tonight playing warzone.