Hostile Capybara

Biggest, baddest rodent of them all. I like cute things, heavy music and science. I make useless lists that could be considered funny.

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#QuestionableSourcesOfIncome 1
Freemium hugs: like #FREEHUGS, but only 1 hug a week is free. Watch an ad for additional hugs. Unlimited hugs for $0.99
#capitalism

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#TipsForCatchingACold 2
Use a Fire type to counter its Ice attacks. Weaken it and use a master ball if necessary.
#humor
#Pokemon

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#TipsForCatchingACold 1
Consider getting an autoimmune disease first. It might help the cold symptoms manifest themselves.
#pleasedont
#DarkHumour

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#SustainableWaysToOwnACat 4
On the off chance your cat came equipped with a microscopic windmill, blow on it from time to time. Make sure not to give it a cold though.
#Caturday #LifeHack

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Ridiculous alternatives to LWIAY #1
A certain amount of displacement in the negative direction on the axis representing Einstein's fourth dimension, an individual, for simplicity defined as I, arranged symbols of the English alphabet in a manner that prompted you for information.

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Easy methods to come up with more content #4
Repeat posts.

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Easy methods to come up with more content #3
Repeat posts.

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Sustainable ways to own a cat #3
Give it too small of an allowance to afford a pick-up truck.

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Easy methods to come up with more content #1
Pretend your phone got unlocked in your pocket

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Sustainable ways to own a cat #2
Avoid bioengineering your cat to be powered by fossil fuel in an attempt to save on cat food.

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Sustainable ways to own a cat #1
Tape a Texas sized solar panel to its back. The shadow created by the panel will help reduce effects of global warming.