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Putting a donk on it.

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I was so wrong about this, lads.

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I'm telling you, this container shit will never take off.

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Hands up if you like YAML

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SCERL ERP YER WERDPRERS BLERG WERTH KERBERNERTERS

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I'm telling you, this container shit will never take off.

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@bytemark Didn't you recycle a load of staff recently?

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@vhdotco There is no fucking way those hands belong to that person.

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@SteamhausMCR What hair cut is under that cap? Trying to ascertain if there was a '4 cuts for the price of 3' deal at the barbers that day

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@hostfacts Well, isn't this a novelty...

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If in doubt, fuck it off and shell out.

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@SSLMatrix I think you're taking this account too seriously - you should check out the previous tweets!

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"I'm not vulnerable to Heartbleed, I got my SSL certificate from Thawte, not OpenSSL."

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Seeing something you don't understand? Must be a virus.

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66,000 line .htaccess file, what could possibly go wrong?

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Christmas is coming! CHANGE EVERYTHING

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Real men switch to root.

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"We will not be able to test this until it goes into production."

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"I have recently discovered INNER JOIN and have written a 400 line query. Your server has terrible performance now, please fix."

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40 PHP processes doing 100% CPU over 8 Xeon E5-2620 cores. Demand investigation into server performance being poor.

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Your business, your life, your income comes through the stability of your server. Upgrade to Ubuntu 13.10 three days after release.

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Receiving lots of junk email? Welcome to the Internet!