Hot Ass Cunt

I'll always be a bad, bad seed.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

I would like you better if you were a burrito.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Really supposed to be at my friends party right now but I keep getting too high

[_ZeRoyalGobshite_ @Gobshite_]

And for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and some lube.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

You've inspired me...to renew my concealed weapons permit.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Life is just one shitstorm after another, better get some galoshes kids.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

No one likes you? Have you tried not being fat?

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Love is something you can't explain, like why dogs like to roll around in cat shit.

[Baby Sumerian God @Ilovelamp1979]

I'd probably be more interested in baseball if the guys could stab each other.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Your mom writes on the walls with her own shit

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Omfg stfu about your record collection no one gives a fuck.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

This would be so much better high...jk I'm already high.

[Johnny Castle @BlueDream_2008]

I'm not a summer person. I don't like sunlight.

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Just looked for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on @netflix under documentaries for 10 minutes...

[D ï c k @_im_high_]

i just ran my oven for two hours to cook a pizza for nineteen minutes

[Hot Ass Cunt @HotAssCunt]

Oh you're out and about and doing things today? Well that's good for you, faggot.