Chris Johnson

I'm different you're the same... its funny to me.

[Bob from Marketing @ClemKidThaGr8]

Sunday Funday was a success @HotChocoChris28

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

I saved them all!!! RT “@suhhhhray: Hit up my manager @HotChocoChris28 for further inquiries.”

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Last year for TDay I ordered Jade garden... 3 special combinations and shit!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

I wish my family celebrated holidays. These plates lookin stupid good!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

She just said, "how can somebody afford a boob job, I can't even afford brand name cereal!"

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Whiskey makes me smile.

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Burrito drive twice today... My farts on 10!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

@ClemKidThaGr8 where you at? And what's your number?

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

So this old pimp just walked in to bourbon with that classic pimp walk talkin bout, "wats up cool whip!?" 😒 umm what?

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

I love being stranded at work!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

It was fun earlier... Now it's irritating

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

I can't fuckin do this anymore

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Lmao.... Who tryna get breakfast in the mornin tho!?

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Cuz I do bitch ass nigga!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

I look like I where glasses...

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Sophisticated lookin ass nigga!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

Lol who am I kidding... I'm goin to get fuckin shmammered!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

All caught up on sleep... Now what?

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

After a day like today. I'm in need of multiple drinks!

[Chris Johnson @HotChocoChris28]

I naturally look pissed off! Lmao