Best part of the day is when my cat follows me to bed, army crawls under the covers until she's right next to my face, i ask "do you want some pillow?" and move over so she can have some pillow. biggest reason i choose to stay alive tbh
the last episode of hotd should be a masters thesis defense from an aspiring maester trying to get their history link and getting increasingly aggrieved that no one in the crowd agrees with him transposing decades of dyke drama onto the dance of the dragons
the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre
having a cat is great. every day i'm like
'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.
Only men are allowed to be comfortable when it’s unbearably hot. Women cannot do this, clearly. Just like women cannot fall asleep in cabs. Once you start seeing it you can’t unsee it. Every little thing reeks of misogyny affecting 50% of the world’s population. Invisible women indeed.