maud

BLM,ACAB, What font do you think in? She/her or they/them. BPD is a bitch

[maud @HotGarbag]

normally my motto is “having sec with men is SH”
but this one gave me a painting off his wall on the first date coz I said it was cool

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

🍇🫐🥝 GUMDROP GEMS 🥝🫐🍇

pendants available Sept. 17th at 4pm est

[maud @HotGarbag]

@prodbyeth welcome to the family business

[maud @HotGarbag]

I’ve got a box of heartgard for anyone that’s covid positive 🙄

[maud @HotGarbag]

@seattleracing and don’t brag to your ER tech that you “forced” and “threatened” your rDVM to see you because then I’m putting alerts on your account for being a disgusting human

[maud @HotGarbag]

I’m so glad I’m partially deaf because if I could hear well the sensory issues would literally never end

[maud @HotGarbag]

@rideinstride1 a fucking queen

[maud @HotGarbag]

My base pay used to be $17.
I had a stroke when I read this sentence

[maud @HotGarbag]

@kayleemirandiii @TheVEGolution literal shock

[maud @HotGarbag]

My hospital is trying to compete with @TheVEGolution ‘s pay, because of this I just received a 27% base pay increase.

suddenly being paid a living wage to save animal lives has made me less crabby at work. I am not mad.

[maud @HotGarbag]

find me a cooler cat 😍

[maud @HotGarbag]

@HorsesAreBetter oh no lauren 😭 I’m so sorry

[maud @HotGarbag]

@finurligfilur my friend came to visit me and help me figure out next steps 😅 I love having to organize funeral shit for my dead father at 21 🙃

[maud @HotGarbag]

today
my father was murdered

[maud @HotGarbag]

How do I write this email about my beyond shitty coworker

[maud @HotGarbag]

@Bowbeforebrooke i read this as virgo 3 times