Howie Dewitt

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@StockMKTNewz Imagine thinking it’s a good time to go long $META? Woof. She isn’t any good at investing, and it shows.

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@ecommerceshares Back when the Mags only moved in one direction and accounted for 70% of the market, alpha was practically impossible. Not that there is dispersion, winners/losers, there is alpha to be harvested. If you’re not long $GOOGL and short $META, you probably shouldn’t be picking stocks.

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If you’re short $META and long $GOOGL, congrats. If you’re the opposite, yikes. Never me.

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@Jared_Carrabis Are the Sox…..?

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@MarkDondero Sure, but are his arms longer than 25 inches?

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@985TheSportsHub But are his arms longer than 25 inches?

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@elonmusk What if all the horrible politicians just collectively bent over, pulled their pants down, and farted into windmills over and over? Wouldn’t that create sustainable wind power?

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@landofthe80s Duck Tales

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@landofthe80s We couldn’t afford Bugles when I was a kid so no

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Not the biggest fan of Senator Warren but she is torching nominee Warsh. He won’t even admit investment conflicts of interest. Boy oh boy. #ElizabethWarren #KevinWarsh #FederalReserve #DonaldJTrump

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Drummond is dead ass some Unc at your local pick up court. Hilarious. #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #Celtics #Sixers #76ers #Boston #Philly

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@barstoolsports Well if there’s one thing we know about Knicks players it’s that they’re wimpy whiners, so this is absolutely on brand.

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@zerohedge Stay long $GOOGL. $PLTR too.

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@bigjimmurray Well, Jim. You sound like a giant prick saying this. Regardless of Duran’s reaction, making light of a person’s mental health journey, especially when it involves suicide and spectators that try and (intentionally) fan that flame is a horrible look.

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@PowerLunch What time frame? 1 week? 1 month? 1 year? Recency bias. The vol that the war has introduced recently has worried investors but it will wash itself out eventually. What matters more for markets longer term is earnings power, but if we’re talking about the next week or month, Iran.

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@JournalistJet @zerohedge Stay long $PLTR

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Sweet, Caroline. @Jared_Carrabis

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@Jared_Carrabis That 87.5 under looking real good right now. Full disclosure: I took the over back in March.

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@landofthe80s I’d pay just about anything for it.

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The Red Sox may blow but at least we don’t need to watch douchy Dan Hurley celebrate a championship tonight. #UConn #NCAA #NCAAChampionship #DanHurley #Michigan #RedSox #BostonRedSox