Hot Headed Host

A hot headed host ranting about his job and probably yours as well.

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"Can you pick up my shift?"
How many times will you ask me:100000000
How many times will I say yes:
0

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Lol at people trying to slip me money to move up the wait list. Who do you think I am? A stripper?

(Also one dollar, REALLY?)

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Congo line of drunk high fives after Sunday Football. Made my day.

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Friend and I walked by the restaurant last night and she embarrassed me in front of the hot server. I work with him tomorrow morning. Shit.

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@AlissaB512 This is a parody account, it's suppose to make people laugh. If you're taking it this seriously, just hit unfollow! 😃

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@AlissaB512 First off I'm a guy. Secondly, I love my job so much, this is something host just like to bond over. Obviously you're not one.

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"So you're working every other week day lunch shift."

So I'm in this thing called school so uhm...

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Stop asking me to pick up every shift for you. I have something called "other obligations".

And a life. Bitch.

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*Woman who holds up a 4 top for 3 hours reading her book*

Read this:

Leave.

Now.

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"I'd like to speak to the manager."

I'd like for you to stop breathing. But we can't always get what we want, now can we?

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Busser last night: "It's okay, I'm still the newbie. I totally understand I have to do all the bitch work."

I like you. I like you a lot.

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3: number of followers needed until I reach 200.

Also the average times I'm asked "Where are we on the list" within any given minute.

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Manager: Alright, you're working doubles on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Alright, you're about to die.

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I have extremely attractive male coworkers...Still debating whether this is a problem or not.

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Eternally jealous of the attractive couples who come to the restaurant on dates.

Hey host stand, what are you doing later? Oh wait.

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As a host, I've finely tuned my sight and hearing. I can 👀 and 👂everything.

I'm talking to you server bitching about me to the manager.

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@CountryQueen926

*With huge smile*

Yes sir, there's about a a 10 year wait for idiots like you to find a brain.

Name please?

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@CountryQueen926

You're alone? Hmm...I wonder why?

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@CountryQueen926

"Can you change the TV channel to xxx?"

And anger everyone else watching? Bitch no.

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A guide to how to seat yourself at a restaurant:

Don't.