Joker

I'm a short, athletic, married Sicilian gal who lives for sports banter. I'm only on here to hype up my OnlyFans and sell my exclusive content—no meet-ups!

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

I'm trying really hard to get my main account monetized.

Once that happens, I'm probably gonna shitcan this one.

FYI, in case you want to follow me over there.

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

Sun-kissed, tired, and still sulking about yesterday's volleyball tournament.

Heading into work, hopefully people leave me alone today!

#MondayVibes

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

Miss vacation.

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

I absolutely love the Dominican. Can't wait to go back. 🌴🌞

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@BernieBInova 🥰 Thanks

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

Had volleyball playoffs tonight, lost. Indoor is officially over, sand starts Wednesday. 🏐 ⛱️

#MondayVibes

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

☀️

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

First toad of the year.

#Sunday
#Yardwork

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@ATTHelp I can't. It won't let me.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

AT&T playing games. Not helping.

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

At&T sales reps came to our door a few months ago. Super good at their job, so we switched internet, cable, and phone providers. Guess what? Now we are having trouble with our phone bill because they lied to us. Should have just kept my shitty phone, and told them to keep walking.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@ATTHelp Won't let me accept your DM.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@ThomasLaszlo1 Riiight?! It's not a lot to ask for. Ours has to do with trade ins and contract, but, issues are issues. I haven't heard anything about Cricket, unfortunately.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@ThomasLaszlo1 Uggh. Hate to hear it.
Sorry.
I get you can't just bend over to every customer but, this is legit. Not even trying. Was just. Nope.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@ThomasLaszlo1 Oh damn! We had T-Mobile. No issues, but this AT&T deal was too good to pass up. Lied to, and now no one will help us. So sad.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

🔥⚾️

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

My company is celebrating the Guardians home opener a day early.

Plus, hey, we took the series from the Dodgers, definitely celebrating that! 🍻

#ThursdayVibes
#GuardsBall

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

@StevenL83373216 Good morning.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

Good morning.

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

#Sunday

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

Uhoh!

Sending opportunities available!

$Jokerscuckoo

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

Y'all! Save me. I'm about to buy candles and body wash from QVC, inspired by Elton John.

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

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[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

Good morning! 🌞

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

My body hurts and I'm tired as shit, but bills don't pay themselves. Off to work. Y'all have a good one.

#Thursday

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

🚨

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

"Take a good look at it, look at it now..."

[Joker @HotInTheCLE]

#SundayFunday

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

Happy Sunday.

[Lauren @Jokerscuckoo]

Yo!! Husband is out bowling, and I decided to stay home. Had dinner, cut my hair, took a shower, and now I'm in bed watching murder shows! Yay! I'm so excited to fall asleep.