CarlBrown

Bro...

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

Social media trend accepted.

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

If you really wanna look like trailer trash tomorrow put on an American Eagle polo and a Flatbill #rodeo

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

That moment when you feel significantly lighter because all of your problems disappear>
#serendipity

[J-Dubbs @Brotherwags]

This is not a joke. This is how Zac Effron uses a toilet to urinate. Hollywood fucks up kid actors. It's got to stop.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Everytime I bring in the groceries.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

All burgers are beautiful...

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

@boburnham 's stand up special "what." Will change your life.

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

I saw god after that touchdown #wareaglewillquotes @wareaglewill

[AJ McCarron @10AJMcCarron]

Let's go Auburn!!!!! Bring it back home. I will be rooting for my boys @TreMason21 & @NineORhino wish u boys the best of luck. #RTRWarEagle

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

@boburnham impossible to ski without being in a gay porn.

[Web Smith @web]

Cheers to all whose 2014 “resolutions” began months ago.

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

@davidfievet how bout heyzues

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

@taylor_ernst well I wasn't invited sooooo what's up?

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

I never needed a drink till the first day I had one #ThoughtOfTheDay

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

The Bears suck so bad I would hate to be a fan

[Coach Gus Malzahn @CoachGusMalzahn]

Just finished walk through at the Georgia Dome. Less than 24 hours to kickoff. #WarEagle

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

"@zachbraff: Nothing says "Lets have regrets" like a box of Franzia." @xtinashay05

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

"@SagittariusTerm: #Sagittarius likes walking around their house naked." @xtinashay05

[CarlBrown @HotKarlBrown]

@carliecave jeeze I just wanted your opinion. On bridesmaids no reason to publicly humiliate me.