Hot Mess Chic

Hopeless, romantic.

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"How much wine did you drink?!"

"Like 5 episodes-worth of Fixer Upper"

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Now taking recommendations on the best noise canceling headphones! Tell me what I need to know.

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I hate men that is all. Send tweet

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I had a protein shake and 5 chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, in case you’re wondering how my life is going.

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There’s a special place in hell for meter maids who write parking tickets at 8:02

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Yea breakups hurt but have you ever bought 2 drinks at a rooftop bar and had the total come out to $45?

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Me at home: Vows to lose 5 pounds before my best friends wedding so my bridesmaids dress isn’t uncomfortably tight

Me the next day at work: eats 4 chocolate chip cookies at 10am

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@CityLifeLove YOU MAKING ME WANT PIZZA

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@_wineandbitch Im in California and they charge me

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Being a millennial is carrying a strapless bra in your purse during peak wedding season and not even caring when it accidentally falls out at the Trader Joe’s checkout.

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I was running through the park last night and saw 2 girls sitting by the fountain taking selfies using SCOOTER LIGHTS to illuminate their faces. Like 4 bird scooters used as stage lighting.

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SOS am I hungry or am I just bored.

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Being a woman in brainstorming meetings feels a lot like Ross trying to get Ben to care about the holiday armadillo

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@offthedeeepend @TwtySmthngProbs This is what happens to me too!! Also I normally work until 7pm, so it’s tough to convince myself to go to bed super early.

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The biggest mystery of my 20s is still figuring out how to become a morning person.

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Like. Respect me enough to tell me that you’re not interested.

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Nothing is worse than knowing you’re the victim of a slow-fade but the guy still lies and says he’s “busy”

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@VuittonAndVodka @ashleykmtoj Haha whatever, this sounds perfect!

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I need a new Netflix/Hulu binge since I just finished Stranger Things for like the 3rd time. Any suggestions?!

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Relax I know I’d need my phone to use the app.

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How comes there’s not an app that shows me where my phone is in my purse.