Jess Kolodziej

Bing Pot!

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

Husbands be like, “Mm, I like this” and proceed to slap your love handles near your lower back 🥴 @therealKolowjay

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

a mcdonald’s…. extra large… diet coke

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Lupita is all of us at this very moment:
#Oscars #Oscars2022

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

#NewProfilePic

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

@therealKolowjay Well, because I am.

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Just posted a photo @ Netarts, Oregon https://t.co/s2IyuGPiN9

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

Issa In the Heights opening night date night 🥰 @therealKolowjay

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

I'm on the mend
Like I'm icing a new sprain
Like I'm walking on a new cane
Like it's been a couple days
Since I slipped and said something sorta like your name 🎶

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

100 days until honeymoon FINALLY @therealKolowjay

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There are few skits I have related to more on SNL than this one 😂

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

There’s one thing ladies love to do when they’re all alone

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

Swipe to see another quick project of updating an eyesore area in our dining room! @ Des Moines, Iowa https://t.co/lY9nYgdTG0

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

@therealKolowjay: “the female hockey team dropped out of the tournament, but it wasn’t Covid related”
@Theetriscuit: “what, did they all get their periods at the same time and now they can’t play?”
🙄🙄🙄 thought I raised him better

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

@therealKolowjay @nbcbrooklyn99

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

“I hear there’s a legitimate buffet in the basement” -my coworker on her local SD strip club

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

On the last working Friday of 2020, I want to say how proud I am of everyone on my TL for surviving this year. I know it was impossibly tough for so many and I hope you have a lot to look forward to in 2021 💕

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

The older I get, the more and more Four Christmases really resonates with me 😅

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

@hollandermg https://t.co/XoPqo5fMcg
Sean was really into this one with me!

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

@hollandermg I have tons of series I love but nothing has taken me to S Town levels since I listened! All my other recs are all true crime 😂

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

@hollandermg https://t.co/DzgzsDdUJI

[Jess Kolodziej @HotMessJess24]

I wanted to get it right so badly I always got it wrong 🎶