Hot Mess Momma

Stay at home Mom, Baker, Eli and Lily's Mom. Masked, Vaxxed, and Boosted. (She/Her)

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"Do you remember," my aunt asked me, "when grandpa left you at the Chevron station on the Fourth of July?"

"Do I remember?" I respond dryly "My *therapist* knows about that."

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@RomEverAfter Considering it's been a bad day, and I'm currently watching P&P 2005, I think my preference is easy to find.

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@paytmitch Oh cuz it reminded me of The Little Mermaid.

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@JanieH @AngryBlackLady I'm a millennial and same. But I had MSN and Hotmail accounts, not AOL.

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@pattyj39 @_celia_bedelia_ If Ryan wins, I think he should let Margot accept it on his behalf.

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@DiscussingFilm

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@_celia_bedelia_ My first IUD insertion was so painful I passed out. My Gyno was so nice, but the IUD bent & she had to pull it out and get a fresh one.

After my 1st kid- slight twinge. After my 2nd kid, I felt nothing at all. A benefit to me of having kids, but no help for the no-kids crowd.😞

[Natalie Jarvey @natjarv]

Normally I’d be asking you to follow our Oscar nominations coverage this morning. Instead, I’m asking the opposite. Please get that news elsewhere today!

[Hot Mess Momma @HotMessMama_88]

@maxxxenzie @FaatiTheStreet Can someone help me? What does bds stand for?

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@dieworkwear As with many things, confidence is key. This looks good on Michelle Obama because Michelle Obama thinks it looks good on Michelle Obama.

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@clapifyoulikeme I was 13 when 9/11 happened, but I had never flown before, so I don't remember it ever being fun.

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@Trey_Explainer If they're all like my Mother in Law, then they're all 60+ and retired.

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@itsSierraNicole @oronike 100% agree! @Hbomberguy recently released a nearly 4 hr long video on YouTube plagiarism. (10m views)

I've watched 2 hr long sudoku videos bc I wanted to know how it worked @crypticcracking

I've listened to 6 hrs of podcast on Henry Kissinger from @bastardspod.

👍👍❤️❤️❤️

[Hot Mess Momma @HotMessMama_88]

There are a lot of problems with this movie, but this scene makes me cry every time.

https://t.co/VYFr88Syv2

[Cyber Gal ✮💿 @spacechannelgal]

You know what fuck it im posting this scene too.

Treasure Planet is genuinely one of the most beautiful movies ever…

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Tickets for the tour on https://t.co/eT2ppleupZ

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Please share for me

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@CatawampusInk Wait you're moving?? To where?

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@iamnaaomixx @dieworkwear You can buy inexpensive clothes without feeding the fast fashion monster. The Gap, Old Navy, and Uniqlo are good options.

But more important is the concept of saving up for a piece of clothing you love that is high quality. And then wearing it for years, even decades.

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@dieworkwear @Franz_0x I love the raglan herringbone coat they have but my husband says it looks too "busy". I'm rethinking this whole marriage now.

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@SaraAlfageeh I dont think it's a problem. This is why you have an OOO message and don't check your email when you're not working. 🤷‍♀️