HotMessProbz

This is for all of us HOT drunk pathetic messes, you know who you are!

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

Any hint of warmth in the weather just reminds me of how unimportant food really is.

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

Who fucking missed me 💁

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Well bitches it is Friday #HotMessProbz

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Guys should be required to take a college course in proper text messaging.

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It's unfortunate I have developed a beer belly.. Maybe that will be in this season.

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

I would rather cuddle then have good sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it..

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

If my idea of flirting; looking at someone I find attractive multiple times & hope they are more brave than I am is wrong.. Than so be it.

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

E! News is my ESPN. #HotMessProbz

[Kayla Gandy @kgandy11]

@HotMessProbz =my life on a twitter account. #hotmessismymiddlename

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Whoever said "blondes have more fun" has obviously never partied with me. #HotMessProbz

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

@bitchbrunette guys fucking suck. No ifs, ands or buts about it

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Pretending to be drunk as an excuse to text the boy I like. #HotMessProbz

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

How exactly do I ask the kid that slept over last what his name was again.... #HotMessProbz

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I should win a Grammy for how embarrassing I am

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

You look better when I'm drunk

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Drunk. #StoryBehindMyScar

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I get picked up by girls.

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

Can't say it bothers me that I know absolutely nothing about politics. #HotMessProbz

[HotMessProbz @HotMessProbz]

If I'm not thinking of food I'm thinking of a boy who most certainly is not thinking of me.