HotMicMoose

Talking Sports, Real Estate, and Pop Culture

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There has to be an opposite of suicide - the radical, sudden decision to starting maximizing your life

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@cava I have become a big fan of work! However, please stop up-charging for a handful of rice on my pita. Nickel and diming is not a good look and does not help you compete with @ChipotleTweets. Please change that policy today or you'll be hearing from my legal team.

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@jimmykimmel you’re such a hypocrite. You slammed Charlie Kirk after his assassination. Even your own network suspended you. You're not fooling anyone being "emotional" over Alex Pretti. Quit squeezing out fake tears to promote your political agenda. People see right through you

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My brother is in a band - do NOT underestimate the power of rock n roll

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My X (formally known as Twitter) was suspended so thank you for your patience. @Elon please ensure this does NOT happen again - no bot could write my X's (formally known as Tweets)

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Yikes I would not want to be the Jets today - let's go with Pats by 60

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Just concluded playing Monopoly Deal for the first time. I would describe it as UNO on steroids. I will say the "Deal Breaker" card is completely overpowered. Formal Rating: 9/10

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Winning and losing are habits...and they compound. Winners take losses personally. Losers get comfortable losing. It all comes down to who wants it more.

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Merry Christmas to all my followers!

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As a big table tennis player and fan, I officially endorse Marty Supreme. @RealChalamet continues to build his case for my Mount Rushmore of actors. @kevinolearytv also shines, fully embracing a money hungry antagonist role. Formal Rating: 8/10

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Liberals are on the naughty list this year and all years going forward! Ironically, they're funding the coal business!

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There's a new keyboard warrior in town and his name is @HotMicMoose

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Outlaw Mayonnaise - it's Egg Juice and that ain't right

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